You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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