I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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