It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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