FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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