We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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