I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
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Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
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I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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