WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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