do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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