your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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