I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
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do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
How's work?
Spinning.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
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you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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