Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
Sober January is a disaster.
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
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The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
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