Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
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Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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