is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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