you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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