so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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