Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
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