ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
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Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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