he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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