If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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