Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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