Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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