i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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