how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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