I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
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We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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