Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
This is the high leading the old right now
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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