Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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