Apparently you make a good broom.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
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I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
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Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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