oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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