He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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