Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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