If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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