I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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