He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
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I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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