That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
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I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
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I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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