But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
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Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
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But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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