She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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