break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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