Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
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After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us