I bet he comes in French.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed