She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday