it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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