I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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