So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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