never play flip cup with pint glasses
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
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Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
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Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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