please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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