You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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