? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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