This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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