I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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