Where did you get a picture of my penis
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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