Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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