Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
third nipple confirmed
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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