Its about making memories worth repressing
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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