he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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