I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
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Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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