scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
