it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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