I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
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You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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